Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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