- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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