What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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