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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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