- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Hello.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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