- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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