- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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