- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Turkeys are obese

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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