- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

AIDS

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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