Pickles are powerful

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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