- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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