- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A fish swims up your penis...

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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