- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

autistic kids rock

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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