- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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