Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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