what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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