- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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