- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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