why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

boobs!

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

360 NO SCOPE

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

women's rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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