Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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