- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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