- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

how do you win a game try your best

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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