- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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