Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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autistic kids rock

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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What is older than history?

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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