- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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