- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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