- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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