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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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