Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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