whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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