ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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