- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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