What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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