Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

this website is a bad joke

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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