How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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