Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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anus

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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