- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Your mother is so fat.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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