A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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