- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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