- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

someone called someone else a frog

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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