How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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