Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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