Black People

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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