A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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