- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Baby Seal walks into a club.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Heskey time.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Indians

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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