- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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