- Anti Joke

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

I have a horse.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.