Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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