How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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