What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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This is not a joke.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Anti Joke

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