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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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