- Anti Joke

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

All of these jokes are about white people

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.