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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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