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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

what's black and can't swim?

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.