What's the difference between a lamp?

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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