- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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