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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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