- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

PENIS that is all

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

penis

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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