Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Ily bae

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

knock knock who's there ?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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