why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Knock knock Go away

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Anti Joke

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