- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest what in the butt

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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