- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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