A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Phew... it's gone.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Canadians

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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