A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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