Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

you give like i give lomain

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Who is it?

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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