- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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