What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Anti Joke

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