If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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