- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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