what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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what's white and sticky semen

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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