What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

WNBA

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Anti Joke

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